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Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.
Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!
by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010
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Sheboygan

Mediumish town in Wisconsin located on the shores of Lake Michigan.
Known for its famous "Brat-fest" parade celebrating that worthy summer grilling stapel the Johnsonville brat.
The location where the popular Wisconsin summer phrase "cooler by the lake" originated.
'Lovingly' referd to as "She-Vegas" because it is actually a one-horse town with nothing much to do.
Some times used as a verb refering to acts of a sexual nature.
"Lets go to Sheboygan, I mean atleast its better than watching grass grow!"

"Dude I was in Sheboygan and found a shirt that said 'She-Vegas' across the front...how cool...or not"

"Dude you should totally sheboygan that girl, shes a hottie."
by Perfect Vixen March 23, 2009
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sheboygan whistle

Passing a fart through a silly straw into a friend's mouth and then said friend whistles the fart out.

Farting into another's mouth via a silly straw and that person then whistles the fart out.

When you whistle out a fart that has been extinguished into a silly straw.
"Man your breath stinks, you must have just done a Sheboygan whistle."

"I had fun last night doing all those Sheboygan whistles."

"So I took her home last night and we gave each other Sheboygan whistles. Want to try one?"

"I was late because I was busy Sheboygan whistling with your mom."

"Your mom and I Sheboygan whistled 7 times last night."
by Ziggylee November 19, 2016
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sheboygan swirl

The act of giving a hefty lady a food shocker. Typically with two cheese sticks into the vagina and a brat into the anus.
I met a corn fed gal at the hoedown and gave her the Sheboygan swirl.
by Wastedpawn101 May 10, 2018
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Shit From Sheboygan

1. A bloody anal sphincter coated in shit, due to the over wiping from having an unwipeable ass, from a shit that refuses to end See also: Bloody Mud Butt
2. A person, place or thing of very low quality
No anal for me today thanks, I've got Shit from Sheboygan!

My first wife was some Shit from Sheboygan.
by Dr. Pringle April 17, 2013
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Sheboygan

A small, boring little town north of Milwaukee, and south of Green Bay. Theres nothing in Sheboygan, yet Walmart wants 2 Supercenters. With little to do at night, teens play drinking games, eat at Jalisco's, or hang out at friends houses. Meanwhile people that can legally drink find themselves at bars, killing there livers, and spending way to much money.
"What should we do tonight?"
"I dont know, sheboygan sucks"
"Does anyone have booze or a party?"
"Nope"
"Lets go to jalisco's then, im hungry."
by Nate Bohn October 29, 2006
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Sheboygan side-by-side

(1) two German sausages in one bun
(2) two German dicks in the one bum
Jim and me gave Mary the ol’ Sheboygan side-by-side.
by monkeypwnage November 17, 2017
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