Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

Harass Short People Month by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021

Throw short people month 

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

Throw short people month by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

Shaftmouther 

A name given to an overly douchebagish person. Usually he/she will spend the day listening to, and I say loosely, "artists" such as Stephen Jerzak and NeverShoutNever; Hence, thinking he/she is cool. Unknown to him/her, he/she is a social reject. Known to makeout with 2 boys in the same night, several times. Also is known to have a group of friends named "The Wolfpack", all of which are also known to be homosexuals as well. He/She has no life as well. If you know a Shaftmouther, you should usually lynch them as soon as possible.

Billy: Hey, what's that?
Joe: That's a Shaftmouther.

Billy: Oh shit, get the torches, let's burn that motherfucker.
Joe: Yeah, BURN THE FAGGOT!

Shaftmouther by NotZachWonders March 29, 2010

Smart Ass Mother Fucker 

Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).

guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"

guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"

Smart Ass Mother Fucker by Jesus37295 December 31, 2009

Throw short people month 

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

Throw short people month by azjented November 1, 2022

smart ass mother fucker 

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

smart ass mother fucker by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

smartmouth 

a hot sexy smart ass kidd

Natasha is a smartmouth

smartmouth by thtlilwhoreinthebakoftheclass January 12, 2009