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shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed
I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
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shitty sharp

Beyond sharp, someone who is so fresh and so clean while wearing something very sleek and good looking to a perfection.You know like a guy in a white suit or woman in an elegant dress with the hair did.
Wearing the finest clothes casually, always smelling great etc...
by Casandra December 9, 2004
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shit out a shark

metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.
"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"

"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"
by SharkFunk April 30, 2010
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The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.
That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!
by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020
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sharpshitting

a sporting event which takes place after a large meal

a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store

the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)

objective:

-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel

rules:

- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
Joe: "Is Billy alright?"

Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."

Joe: "Why, what happened?"

Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."

Joe: "Damn, that's rough."
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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
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SharpShot

Adj. good or great shot, another word for Sniper.
-gstarz.SharpSh0t is god!
by You god May 14, 2005
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