eshaqulate

Eshaqulation, or to eshaqulate, is to ejaculate a very large amount of sperm, similar to the amount produced from Shaquille O'Neal when he jerks it. One could also compare the large amount of sperm to be as big or large as Shaq himself.

"Man, when Ellen Page was rockin' that bun in Inception, I prematurely eshaqulated in my pants. Not even kidding.

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by zachmonky July 18, 2010

slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.

Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.

by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

shaquane

Your beatiful and talented.Your not that social but because of your gorgeousness people are just attracted to you.Your very smart and may come across as dirty minded.You know how to put people in the places so not very much people cross the line with you. Your strong,opinionated and have a lovely smile.You tell so much jokes and can dress really well.

Wow you see that girl over there, she's precious,amazing,talented,beautiful,sexy.......I call her SHAQUANE

by HellaBuff December 13, 2016

shacolate

When your in a good mood

Today im Shacolate

by Shacolate May 20, 2016