Shank Man

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.

Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

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Shank your nan

To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan

You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan

by Bantermsn69 May 19, 2016

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Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

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tam shank

the act of loving oneself (see wanking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself

On a Sunday morning Pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank

by Bard Lucy Hume XI May 21, 2006

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Cholo Shank

A sharp weapon made locally by your neighborhood cholo.

Sharp object used to stab people like a knife, often used in prison by la eme, and other prison gangs.
Also see nigger shank.

JJ: Did you hear about joey? they found him lying in a puddle of his own blood, with a cholo shank in his stomach...

Tim: Meh... No big loss, guy was a waste of life anyways...

by blizard29 May 12, 2009

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shankapotamus

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

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