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Sandringham School

welcome to sandringham, currently ran by bald eagle who’s obsessed with tim peake & sugarcoats how great his school is, in reality sandringham is an absolute hell hole that chooses grades over your mental well being, the staff are filled with loads of shit & about two of them are nice. the school likes to go on about “everybody can be somebody” but they are so hypocritical with that statement, no body can be anybody due to the highly restricting rules of uniform & appearance & just overall your freedom of damn speech, they say to respect the teachers yet the teachers can’t respect the students. personally think they are a world class school at being an absolute mental asylum. can safely say their “no bullying policy” is unheard of & the people in your year are the most terrifying at times. linking back to my point about the staff full of shit, some get to the point of literally making up things so they can consequence you. another thing, even if you show positive things like pins on your blazer to show your a nice person, nope that’s not allowed, we can’t have any support in this school as it’s against the uniform policy. sure. risk someone’s life potentially for your uniform. don’t send your kids there. they might not come out alive. just the truth.
by ProbablyWillGetToldOff January 30, 2020
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Shandana

A person that is extreamly pretty and loves to hang out. They are very kind and give time to everyone that appreciated them. they have pretty eyes and are talented humans. They are outgoing,fun,enthusiastic and funny. When your around them you're never bored. They can be stubborn at times but are very good at heart. They agree to do anything if it involved a person they love and care about. They are really good friends to keep for life.
He look theres shandana.
by toocoolfor_you_ January 7, 2012
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Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.
"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"
by I skeet freely January 28, 2009
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Sandringham School

Sandringham school, aka the prison that achieves good grades but fucks with your mental health, is run by a headteacher who is obsessed with Tim Peake the astronaut and STEM, and who seems to strongly dislike children.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.

The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.
My years at Sandringham School were some of the shittiest of my life.
by SometimesLifeIsShit March 4, 2019
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Scandinavian Flip

A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.
Presenter 1

"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"

Presenter 2

"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."
by SummerOnions June 15, 2008
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Scandinavian Ice Box

When a man or woman has really cold hands due to cold weather outside (or they stuck their hand in ice) and then put their hand down their partners pants. For either a hand-job, or fingering
Pat: Dude, it was crazy, I gave her a Scandinavian ice box.
Ryan: Whoa, no way. How pissed was she?
Pat: She was so mad, her vagina pretty much froze.
by Gattonjamz December 16, 2011
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Scandinavian Flick

A technique for getting your car sideways. While moving, turn one way then immediately turn the other way, thus unsettling the car and initiating a drift.
Tiff Needell shows us how the Scandinavian Flick is done in a BMW M Roadster when demonstrating the powerslide into a corner. He flicks left, then yanks the wheel right while balancing the throttle to keep the wheelspin between the spinout and gripping zone.
by Penguin636 November 15, 2006
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