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Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.
That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.
by The Curious George March 19, 2014
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Shampooing

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing
by Prosititue user November 19, 2009
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Shampooin'

To smoke an enormous amount of weed from a dutch, otherwise known as a blunt AKA being high all day. OR Having alot of fun while smoking pot.
Guy 1- Whats good for today? Guy 2- I be shampooin' all day!
by Kim Newt January 14, 2010
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Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.
Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence
by nodman December 5, 2017
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Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands
I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.
by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021
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