Sexy-time jack-off 

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

Sexy-time jack-off by Andy22P February 7, 2008

sexy sexy time 

Anything more than a kiss.

I hear he had sexy sexy time?
Oh yeah? So they like, hugged whilst kissing, right?

sexy sexy time by DSJones August 21, 2017

sexy time with a fish 

you have sex with a fish becuase you a sick bastard

but some call it sexy time with a fish

its fuck off creepy

“What did you do yesterday?”
“Had sex with a fish”
“what a fucking knob”
"what? it was sexy time with a fish"

sexy time with a fish by sian. October 30, 2007

Sexy time cat

A girl with a nice lookin kitty who likes sexy time

She had a sexy time cat

Dude and stc

And I have and sexy time dick
Don’t say that that’s and std

Sexy time cat by TAquaagina June 25, 2019

sexy time weather 

When it's cold outside and you can wear boots and scarves and layers and look sexy

*It's cold outside

Girl: "It's sexy time weather. Can wear my boots today!"

sexy time weather by guerillagirl January 11, 2011

super happy fun sexy time 

a time for sexual things

jack and jill went up the hill to have super happy fun sexy time, to have fun. it was fun, super, happy, and sexy. unfortunatly they rolled down the hill. and died.

super happy fun sexy time by Adriaymee January 9, 2008

sexy time 

Anything from making out to actually getting it on. It is usually referred to as blowing someone or having an awesome hookup session.

Person 1: "Dude Julian and I had awesome sexy time last night?"
Person 2: "Really? What did you do?"
Person 1: "Some incredible sexy time that's what!"

sexy time by Jessica Spellmyeeee March 27, 2010