Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

Sounds like sex to me by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

Have sex with me by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me 

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me by Handle100 August 8, 2023

that makes me have sex 

A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.

That makes me HAVE SEX

that makes me have sex by Darc Matta July 9, 2017

hand me down sex 

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

hand me down sex by blthrskt April 24, 2009

nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me.

This is signaling to the other person in the vc that they are kinda free and they just got boxed in ur trap, When you say this the other person has no choice to show there butthole and shove a medal rod in there penis and jerk off on camera, He's also signaling to you that your gay and you must obey that person and all times, You are now there bitch, To avoid this leave the vc if they start to say this.

nigger nigger faggo- *Leaves VC to avoid*
nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me. *other person* Yes daddy I will fuck you and show my penis on camera and shove a medal rod in my cock and show my butthole and jerk off for you, I will always obey you master!

nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me. by NFA Urban December 2, 2021

sex messaging 

Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call.

"Dude, it's 3 am, you're at a bar and you're wasted. Who are you texting?" "Bro, I'm sex messaging the bartender at Julep. She's coming over later."

sex messaging by Haastility February 23, 2007