Semibisexual

you're straight

mom: what's your sexuality?
you : Semibisexual
mom: I thought you were gay

you : no i said straight

by Crashingman May 13, 2021

Semibisexual

An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic

Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.

by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021

Semibisexual

No one actually uses this, using this term is a excuse to over complicate your sexuality. If you use this term, just say you are straight, gay, or lesbian.

Person 1: “I’m semibisexual!”
Person 2: “Shut the hell up.”

by xin is here September 6, 2021

semibisexual

straight with extra steps

invalid :D

chad: what's your sexuality?
brad: semibisexual.
chad: make me homophobic and im gay

by cheesychad August 11, 2021

Semibisexual

Someone who is bisexual but with attraction to only one gender

Lgbtq is filled with attention seeking faggots. Semibisexual

by Haiodok February 25, 2021

Semibisexual

The paradoxical state of being straight while attracted to traps.

Suppose you are a male and you find traps attractive. Since attracted to femininity is not gay but attracted to a biological male is gay, you are both gay and not gay at the same time.

However, as you already knew they were traps, the quantum mechanic known as Schrodinger's Trap does not apply. Thus, your sexuality lean towards bisexual despite you being only attracted to the opposite sex. Rendering you SEMIBISEXUAL.

That trap is so hot I think I am semibisexual now.

by A Lone Loser May 19, 2021

Semibisexual

Straight or Gay but with some Spicey peppers.

Jimmy is semibisexual, jimmy is an idiot that should do some actual research

by Moshi39 May 9, 2021