Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."

Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

by detective kim April 21, 2020

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.

You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*

by ave_scientia May 28, 2018

samarra

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Sweet, caring, even though you won't realize it at first. She's classy, and hard to keep up with, but loyal no doubt. She's always changing, you'll always find out something new about her everyday. But that's what great about being friends with someone named Samarra, you don't get bored. And every time you look away from something scary or upsetting in front of you, she's always indirectly supporting you from the sidelines.

Guy #1: Dude, what's your girlfriend like? I've never met her.
Guy #2: Well her name's Samarra and ----
Guy #1: Oh she seems so sweet! You picked a good one.

by BrokenButAlive November 10, 2013

Why did you search this

Just why the hell did you search this are you that much of a loner

Guy: (Searches Why did you search this in urban dictionary)
Guy 2:Ok why did you reccomend this?
Guy:Shut up!I'm liking this now you do it too!

by EpicgamerSHUSH April 12, 2020

Search history

something you clear after your parents are about to check it for reasons

Don't check my search history mom! I never cleared the -porn- off it

by BlockFive September 17, 2017

Samara

A natural entertainer, usually multi-talented. Easily sidetracked, and although intelligent, can be very moronic at times. Sarcastic and outgoing, a Samara has many friends but is close with few. She is interested in many things and because she never divulges too far into one topic, she can develop a reputation of being superficial. Samaras love to be attached to one person and be the life of the party. Excellent taste in music, incredible body. Knows no boundaries or limits and can come off as intimidating. Nobody breaks her heart, she calls the shots and knows how to play the game. Samara's never stop talking and love attention. They also have a great sense of humor and are charismatic. They can win almost anyone over.

Jim: Whos that girl over there ?
Bill: Oh dude that's a Samara, she's so fine!

by under the roof.1 June 12, 2017

Samaria

The coolest person alive and is very beautiful and smart.

Have you met Samaria

by Monkey_05 October 17, 2015