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when you fumble the easiest goal ever
Bro how'd you miss that? you're selling

selling life 

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck
selling life by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015

selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.
I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.

selling petrol

Iconic lyric from The 1975s It's Not Living
Matty: dOinG whAt?
Fans: sElLinG pEtRol
selling petrol by isaiddhss:) October 19, 2019

Selling dreams 

1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.
Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.

*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*
Selling dreams by Geri Young December 29, 2007

selling cats 

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
selling cats by sameopet January 21, 2013