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I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
by Double triple February 5, 2022
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didn't see that coming

Hawkeye's old shield said this in "Age of Ultron."
Pietro: "Didn't see that coming."
by idiot *trademark* August 8, 2018
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Wanna see my cat?

Wanna see my cat? is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck
You and Jungkook went out for your first appointment
When you arrive at your house, you say "Hey, ehm... Wanna see my cat?"
Jungkook: "Oh, yes, I take with me the condom"
by Affossona March 18, 2022
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see the crane

see the cranse is a reference to an actual crane in glenelg, a suburb of adelaide south australia. It is used as an informal greeting, goodbye or screamed at random people in a drive by fashon.
It denotes a good, exciting or crazy time not disimilar to exclaiming wow or awsome.

The phrase os often used in combination with a rhyme i.e see the crane in the rain from a train it's insane. Don't be lame see the crane while you drink champaign it won't cause you pain etc.

alternative spellings are common

see the krane
s33 the kran3
see t3h kran3 etc.
(leaning out of car window at 60 kph to randomperson) see the crane!
by phrenzy July 27, 2005
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see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.
When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.
by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010
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See Ya Chad!

Saying farewell to an unwanted guest, or an unwanted/uninvited person who has somehow joined the group you’re with.
Woman: “What is the male equivalent of ‘bye Felicia!’?”

Man: “See Ya Chad!”
by Linguistic artistic October 8, 2020
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