See a man about a dog

(v.) to urinate

I'm going to see a man about a dog

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

See a man about a dog

When I was in high school, this was an expression used when someone was going off to have sex with someone else.

"Hey girl, where are you going? I though we were hanging out?" And she says, "Oh, I need to go see a man about a dog." And then winks at you. Lol.

by rufkm November 18, 2010

see a man about a horse

urination by a male

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

seeing a man about a dog

Commonly used as code to describe smoking a weed, also known as petting the dog or a well behaved dog

Pot head 1: You coming seeing a man about a dog?
Pot head 2: is it a good dog?

by CorrectTerminology December 16, 2014

see a man about an equine

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

by eugmak November 9, 2011

see a man about a horse

going on a sexual escapade with a man hung like a horse

Girl: Where are you going?
Girl 2: Going to see a man about a horse.
Girl: Dang! Have fun and don't hurt yourself!

by QtPie4u August 1, 2010

See a star about a twinkle

to urinate, go wee wees.

I'm off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009