the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler
by ij4769 September 25, 2020
A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
by Sebby_memez June 02, 2020
by blackballsacks March 24, 2020
“venerable” or "revered" in Latin, and comes from the Latin word “Sebastianus,” which was used to refer to a person from Sebaste, the name of a town in Asia Minor that is now the city of Sivas in Turkey)
Im very sebastian
by Antonio23224 October 07, 2022
he's a guy most people like, His Penis isn't very large ranging from 2 - 3 inches. he doesn't get many ladies, but all the guys love him. he likes to get in trouble and is often associated as a faggot but most but School teachers love him.
by UrbanDictaionary March 07, 2016
by Robeto234 November 16, 2017
sebastian is a type of guy who will always be by your side and will always help you in a heartbeat. he is not incredibly dumb but also not very smart either but hes 100% weird which makes him more funnier than he already is. sebastian has gone through a s#@tty life and woud kill himself(not literally) to make other peoples pain stop. he may be a little chubby and he may not think that he look good but hes a really nice guy even tho people see him as a annoying piece of crap,well thats a complete f#%king lie.
sebastian:hey gu-omg what happened to willson!
jeff:he got pushed down by some kids
sebastian:be right back...
jeff:he got pushed down by some kids
sebastian:be right back...
by pizzaLORD June 04, 2020