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scrunge biscuit 

A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money
scrunge biscuit by mr.basic December 10, 2016

scruncher 

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
scruncher by Delta2echo September 18, 2010
The act of squishing a new-born babies soft, malleable head.
"Yo John watch me scrunkle this baby"
"Yo John I'm scrunkling this baby"
"Yo John I just scrunkled that baby"
Scrunkle by ItsPheral March 1, 2023
A word that can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. It can mean that something is a struggle or it can mean someone is looking rough. Scruggle is in the meaning of the beholder.
"This piece of music is the scruggle."
"She is lookin scruggly today with that weave!"
"I am scruggling to get my homework done"
Scruggle by Scruggly February 5, 2014

Ultimate Scrounger 

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.
Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.
Ultimate Scrounger by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

Scrounger 

Someone who doesnt smoke on a regular basis but they will steal, or scrounge, one of your cigarettes due to their 'social' or 'casual' smoking habits. You are normally liable to be scrounged from after these 'casual' smokers have had a beer or two.
Bob: Hey, You have a cigarette for me?
Bill: FUCK OFF! THESE ARE MINE YOU SCROUNGER!
Scrounger by Sweet Lu July 11, 2006