Bum Scrub

Soap for the anus.

Cleaning materials for the arsehole.

Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."

Man - "Did you get it?"

Woman - "Yes."

by Terry Dacktill June 25, 2008

Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion

Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited

by Shash_____ November 12, 2020

bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.

"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"

by PiperPlease July 13, 2024

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

scrump bumps

Severe acne located on face-area.

DUDE!! That chick's got major scrump bumps! NASTY!!

by Shane T. April 8, 2008

scrumbum

- noun
1. an individual who is loved by another
2. a very adorable person who's cheeks you want to squeeze
3. a loving nickname to give

synonyms: darling, cutiepie, honey, lovebug, sweetie, sugar, pumpkin

- verb
1. the act of scrubbing one's bum...with an accent

I love you and miss you scrumbum!

by stoner_CHIICK June 3, 2009