schwam

An incident involving a man having sex with a hot girl on a beach in Spain (or Portugal).

Dude, I had the best schwam in Spain last summer.

by Jon #1 November 19, 2006

Schwamp

In Basketball: to make a shot all net, with swag. This is no ordinary all net shot. This is a $wag shot. After you preform the Schwamp correctly, you must then yell out, "Schwamp!!"

Extra Definitions: 1. to cool, to have swag. 2. To get girls like dribbling a basketball... it's easy. 3. To smack haters. 4. To describe a girl that's so fine.

That boy Kobe was just schwampin it all day.

I schwamp daily.

That dude better not come over here, causr I will schwamp him

Yo schwamp ain't better than mine.

Bro... you just got schwamped.

That girl so fine, I just wanna schwamp that.

I got a chick that's so schwamp!

I got a schwamp.

by SlickTheEnigma January 19, 2011

Schwam

Rabaka's way of counting. It is the equivalent of ONE. Derived from the insane group called Group X.

Teacher: Children, let's count to ten.
Ralph: SCHWAM!

by EMLINIA January 8, 2005

schwoat

extreme sate of coolness; the utmost level of awsomeness

That jacket it schwoat.

by Taters October 21, 2003

schwoomple

Some random word I commented on youtube in 2019

Used as an adjective.
“You’re schwoomple, right?” “ ‘Undertale - Funniest Names’ by josse13579 on youtube.”

by Cran_brry July 25, 2021

Schwamm

The status achieved when you have 25,000 unopened email messages in your inbox.

I was hoping to read some of my email when I got back from vacation but now I’m a Schwamm.

by Hondo58 August 20, 2022

Schwamb

Taking a dump in the sea. To qualify as a Schwamb, the particapant needs to be submerged up to at least their stomach.

'Thats the biggest schwamb i've had for a while.'
'Those peanuts have really affected my schwamb size.'
'Tom is multi-tasking by talking and taking a schwamb at the same time.'

by Ollie64 December 13, 2008