Ollie64's definitions

Schwamb

Taking a dump in the sea. To qualify as a Schwamb, the particapant needs to be submerged up to at least their stomach.

'Thats the biggest schwamb i've had for a while.'
'Those peanuts have really affected my schwamb size.'
'Tom is multi-tasking by talking and taking a schwamb at the same time.'

by Ollie64 December 13, 2008

Tang

A back hand slap to the balls. Anything open handed however is frowned upon.

'TANG!'
'James is gonna get tanged bad.'
'Don't go giving me beef, otherwise you're gonna get tanged.'

by Ollie64 December 9, 2008