Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

schpitzin

the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.

its so hot in here i feel like a schpitzin jew.

by zlacroix March 25, 2007

schnitzengruben

In the context of Blazing Saddles, she is asking if he would like to drill/dig/carve another hole. That's why she is holding a rather large German sausage when she asks "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
In other words, she wants to fuck again!

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

by hausFrau February 25, 2009

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008

Schirtzinger

A Schirtzinger is a wonderful person who has the character of an angel, and happen to be extremly good looking. Although some may have horrible tempers with short fuses, they generally keep thier cool. They have a very big sense of humor, they will make you laugh til you can't anymore. They are loyal, trustworthy and and genuine. They love to love and be loved. Also, they are extremly protective over the people and things they care about or love. Schirtzinger's are not to be messed with. But give em' a chance. They WILL suprise you.

Was she a Schirtzinger?

by B-3@Zi July 29, 2011

schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

schnitting

archaeological term used to describe the art of removing dirt from a square hole with a square shovel. If schnitting is done correctly, a large amount of dirt can be removed from a location with unbelievable precision. The material or "schnitt" that is removed can then be sifted using a fine screen. This screen will remove the schnitt from the artifacts - which may include, pot sherds and even coprolite (petrified shit)

"Cooper is the shit at schnitting." or "Jesus Christ! Look at that pile of schnitt!"

by The Evil Troll August 20, 2009