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anal schaf

anal schaf- the process of inserting bottles into the anus/ anal canal
anal schaffing- the process of inserting many objects into ur anus at the same time
u think you can anal schaf?
wats the deepest youve ever got with anal schaffing
by Magsta----> January 17, 2007
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schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
by shitzinhand September 3, 2013
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Gustav Schafer

Drummer of the famous german rock band Tokio Hotel.
He is a very quiet person. And is also a secret ninja.
Gustav Schafer is an awesome drummer
by xxmusicfreakxxx May 18, 2010
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schluff

To go for a nap, or a short sleep
"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"
by Rickolas May 11, 2007
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Jon Schaffer

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.
Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.
by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008
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schafeservation

random interjection in a conversation that's sole purpose is to state something obvious or ask an obvious question.
While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."
by Michael Schaffer May 31, 2007
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Pulling a Schofield

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'
by Wills mum September 20, 2012
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