schnitzelize

To prepare into schnitzel form.

The cook schnitzelized the meat for dinner.

by German123 November 17, 2009

Schnitzel

Delicious german food

I want to eat schnitzels all day

by thefugitivenooneknows February 26, 2014

Schnitzel

It is a word that can be used instead of a bad word.

EX: Oh my schnitzel

by trendyhipster03 September 8, 2017

schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.

Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"

by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017

Schnitzel

Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.

Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!

by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017

Schnitzel

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.

"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"

by Bizzy Body January 8, 2009

Schnitzel

an austrian female.

term is better used by foreigners when talking about pretty and short skirted german or austrian girls.
usually used in combo with "bratwurst", term that defines german/austrian males...

- dude, look at that schniztel!
- omg she's gorgeous!

- no schnitzels in this disco... i can only see bratwursts! let's move elsewhere.

by berajustgothomefromwien November 23, 2010