Schmooey

A scumbag Clone Hero player who faked most of his full combos.

Did you see Schmooey fake the Supernovae FC(full combo)?

by ASUMDOOD345 January 13, 2022

Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

Schmogerty

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

by Skyeetee August 18, 2021

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007