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schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to
dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.
by mikbails February 21, 2011
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schacter

A tool in which to open a wound.
he used a schacter to remove the nail from his foot.
by SAMUAL SMART May 22, 2018
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Schmatter

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!
by FalloutAve October 8, 2021
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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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schwanster

Girl: I think that he has a huge schwanster.
Mom: That is your dad.
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schmance

To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.
1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell
by The Leff January 3, 2005
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schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch
If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.
by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005
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