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Yo is that prime rib? Lemme schmack.
Schmack by anonymous October 5, 2022

Schmack City 

"Schmack City" is a term, often used in the SF Bay Area as an adjective meant for describing food in a good way. "Schmack" or "Schmackin'" is a short form of it which just means delicious or amazing. The "City" part comes in to amount the level of "Schmack." So when it is being said with the city, it is saying that the food's deliciousness can compare to that of a city.
This food is hella Schmack City. Schmack City all day.
Schmack City by Jholt April 29, 2014

poop schmack 

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"
poop schmack by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

donkey schmack 

Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey
Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried
donkey schmack by cocomustard July 22, 2006

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!