Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
by James Holter April 30, 2008
Get the Schlonkered mug.The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
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Get the Shlonker mug.When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week
Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole
Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole
by A-phish January 30, 2010
Get the Schlonkey mug.Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.
by Toastor January 5, 2021
Get the schlonger bonger mug.The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.
by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006
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