The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.
by drawfork December 21, 2008
A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.
Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"
(Johnny whips out schlock)
Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"
Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!
(Johnny whips out schlock)
Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"
Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!
by JNSphoLYFE February 01, 2010
A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
by Metolius twonjohnson August 07, 2014
to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019
This place is a real schlock house.
by staygun August 05, 2010
by danny dethhammer December 09, 2008
A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
by The WordMaster May 25, 2003