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To overcharged a customer.
Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.
schlock by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005
The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black
Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me
schlock by aittern November 28, 2018

schlock-back-a 

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."
schlock-back-a by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019

schlock house

A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.
schlock house by staygun August 5, 2010

schlock ball 

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

Schlock Mercenary 

1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
Schlock Mercenary by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003