Scarnon

Scarnon: whats-going-on? A phrase used quickly to shorten a boring sentence which is used much too often.

Hey scarnon fellas?
scarnon mate?
Often used to ask how someone is going, what is going on? Scarnon can be used in many situations.It is also good as confusing people who are trying to learn English.

by fifi the great mcdoogler December 25, 2007

'scarnon

Shortened version of the greeting "What's going on?"

"'scarnon, Macka?"

"Hey mate, 'scarnon?"

by Katie Murphy June 29, 2006

scarnon

a way of saying the term "whats going on" with a heavy Australian guise.

frank: "scarnon"
fred: "not much mate, i just had sex with a goat"

by trkysb July 26, 2009

Scarnonkantz

Adjective;

Being especially cheap or stingy.

"Oh man, Grom forgot his wallet again today."

"He is such a Scarnonkantz."

by Thrall's Chosen June 2, 2020

Scarnon

Colloquial form of the phrase, "What's going on."

Scarnon, mate.

by Australian Language Guide November 20, 2023

one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018

One-night scran’d

The act of going to a persons home supposedly for a sexual fling but instead pretending to fall asleep only to awake in the middle of the night to eat the contents of the cupboards and fridge before fleeing.

I would have had breakfast but I was full from my one-night scran’d

by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026