Sargasm

The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm

It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants

by Duskninja January 25, 2010

Stargasm

The intense feeling of success when star testing or other state required testing is complete, may be accompanied with a small orgasm.

Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.

by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009

skargasm

–noun

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.

jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*

kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-

jamie- you know it!

by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009

Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

scabgasm

(n.) The highly pleasurable sensation of slowly and delicately peeling off a tender ripe scabling, and then repeatedly picking it off again with every scabic regrowth, much to your sensual delight.

When that place I pick on my scalp gets nice, dank n crusty, I'm gonna light some scented candles, turn on some Sade, and have me a scabgasm.

by andonymous August 8, 2016

Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.

Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.

by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017