Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"

by Minecraft miner 101 June 15, 2018

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006

Nanner Scamper

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.

"Last night with Mary I just wasn't feeling it, so I gave her the old Nanner Scamper and went to play some COD."

by Walsh Walsher April 14, 2009

scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

scampede

When a large number of scampy or skanky girls run together, typically towards a cliche female attraction or show themselves off in running wear.

"I was nearly crushed by a scampede at the Bon Jovi concert last night!"

by Waffledaffles September 2, 2009

ScAMBERed

ScAMBERed
To frame someone for a very serious crime (abuse: sexual or physical) using elaborate, carefully falsified evidence, while presenting oneself as the victim.

Johnny Depp is about to get ScAMBERed for 100 million dollars

by AverageSchmo May 18, 2022

ghey scalerer

A ghey scaler is some one that out of habit will deliver a humorous insult by "producing" a scale. The insulter describes something as being on a scale from one to ten, but rather than giving a number they say "thats pretty ghey" so that when the insult is constructed correctly it goes like this- "on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey ". This insult is commonly used by a complete douche, tool, or supreme jack ass...or maybe they are just cooler than you, whatever the case the topic at hand is usually pretty ghey.

guy one: dude I just spent 3 days strait playing WoW to become a level 70 alliance leader

guy two: wow man, on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey

guy one: your such a ghey scalerer

by mega_madness August 7, 2009