Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

Shuster

A verb meaning to fail to meet expectations, particularly at a moment critical for success or even slightly respectable results.

Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.

"Well we almost won the game, but the kicker missed the extra point so we lost by one."
"Man, he really shustered that!"

"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"

"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."

by rabidsquirrel13 February 18, 2010

Saunter

To take one's time when walking. Usually used when referring to getting to class.

Cora: Dude, we have Mr. Turpin's class next. That class fucking sucks... Let's saunter.

by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015

saustrich

A sausage comprised of a whole ground up ostrich. Usually encased in its own intestines.

mmmmm that was good saustrich

by Odizzido December 3, 2003

sagster

Someone, female or male, who has a depression (aka sag) in either their breasts or hindquarters. It is usually used towards younger people, as old people tend to sag most of the time, and it is generally assumed that they sag anyway.

One who sags.

See that sagster over there? Man, her bra's really holding her up, if that wasn't there, she'd be dragging along the floor.

by Alfons Richter April 1, 2008

saulter

saulter means somethings skank or bad, originating from Stubbington in the South East of England.

oh mate she is saulter

by Connor B May 14, 2006

Shuster

A choke. From John Shuster's choking in the 2010 Olympics in curling.

We would have won if not for that Shuster.

by Sajak February 18, 2010