shes the prettiest girl known to man. from head to toe shes beautiful. shes so kind, and loud. she has a little sassiness, but that adds to her character. shes never ashamed to be saturn. saturn is beautiful, creative, and divine. shes loyal and loves to socialize. she’s confident, and knows how to stand up for herself. i love her.
look its saturn!
i wish i was like saturn.
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a person who has a ring of excess flesh around the back of there head.
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Whoever Says Saturn Cars Aren’t Cool Must Drive A Piece Of Crap Ford.
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The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.
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Shitty cars made out of plastic and old radio parts.
"Hey, wanna ride in my new Saturn?"

"No thanks, I'll walk"
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1. The Roman god of the harvest. Worshipped during the winter festival of Saturnalia, starting about December 17 and lasting for seven days, it is thought to have given rise to Christmas. (Let's face it, nobody actually KNEW when Jesus was born, so they just picked a date)

2. Sixth planet from the sun, it has some bigass rings around it, bigger than any other of the planets in our solar system. Galileo called them ears.

3. An American-made car that has cheap plastic paneling and burns a lot of oil after a couple years of use. Also doesn't dent - thanks to the plastic. They are super cheap though, so you can afford to buy 3 or 4 of them; which should give you the same amount of use as one good car.

4. One of the worst selling console game systems ever, produced by SEGA. Perhaps only worse was the SEGA Dreamcast - their last effort at making a game console.
1. I am totally pumped for Saturnalia. Feasting, wine and debauchery... we still need a sacrificial victim.

2. Saturn.. uhh.. it's a great planet.

3. Jeeez pass this dumbass saturn before these fumes kill me!

4. DUDE you have a SEGA SATURN!?!? HAHAHA
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