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staten island handshake

The act of peeing into one's own mouth, sometimes performed in an attempt to garner respect among fellow islanders. Nazi paraphernalia optional.
Congressional candidate, Joey Salads, once performed a staten island handshake to help his Youtube career.
by Proud staten islander January 13, 2020
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Satterwhite

The epitome of the American male. He radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

The Satterwhite carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
Dude, That guy is a Satterwhite
by simplejack322 January 4, 2012
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Staten Island Douchebag

Staten Island Douchebag - AKA - SIDB
The definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up Staten Island.
SIDB's usually consist of dudes who:
- Get their nails and eyebrows done.
- Go to tanning salons.
- Drive their dad's expensive car.
- Have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a "fauxhawk"
- Wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club.
- Take steriods and love cocaine.
- Very wiggerish.
- Enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music.
- In the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones.
- Were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative.
- Usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation Italian-Americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who's uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected.
- Would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his "boys" are around and you're by yourself.
- Probably are, were or want to pose for the FDNY calendar.
- Good chance fucked one of his male friends.
- Are the main reason the people at the Jersey Shore hate New Yorkers.

SIDB usually consist of girls who:
- Have orange face.
- Have the brightest teeth you ever seen.
- Put their hair in that stupid poof thing like paris hilton or gwen stefani.
- Are too good to drink beer.
- Usually are in credit card debt.
- Got fake tits or german automobile on her sweet sixteen causing her parents to go into credit card debt.
- Usually her family moved from Brooklyn, into a condo or house with a 3 foot backyard.
- Works in a tanning salon or as a hairdresser, waitress or bartender because they went to Staten Island Community College or St.Johns Staten Island Campus for 1 semester and have no qualifications.
- Enjoy double parking and parking in firezones and handicap spots, then argue with cops when they get caught.
- Generally are spoiled rotten.
- Very cunty.
- Only reading they do is celebrity gossip magazines.
- Generally have filthy mouths but surprisingly they wont give head.
Guy #1 "Hey is that bar gonna be filled with Staten ISland Douchebags?"
Guy #2 "Yes"
Guy #1 "I'm not going then"
by M2million December 7, 2006
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Spattention

Attention, Space, Want, Need, Distance, Separate, Attentive
“I need a little bit of spattention in order for us to have a healthy relationship.”

If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”
by Write Me April 11, 2020
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shatten island

When one takes a shit,and it keeps piling up untill the poop pile becomes so high that it rises above the water in a perfect island form.
hey mike i just took a shit. There was so much that it just piled up into a shatten island.I'll never eat stuffed shells with burritos again!
by bocrillz September 19, 2007
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staten island tuxedo

usually worn by old italian men and mostly in staten island (hence "staten island tuxedo", it consists of a velour track suit and bright white sneakers
hey look at the old guy who looks like he's in the mob, he's really rocking that staten island tuxedo.
by italianbella July 8, 2007
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staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy
generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !
by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020
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