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Satisfactory Friend

A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.
Ah, this is great times. Passion pop, burn-outs... and satisfactory friends.
by Swandog September 22, 2005
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Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie
Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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Sadist

Somebody who builds metal playgrounds for kids in the southwestern part of America.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHh!! Mommy! Mommy! I burned myself on the playground!"

"Shit, it's hot out here. Whoever made this shit metal was a fucking sadist."
by Shoe Gilbert August 10, 2012
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AP Statistics

The class that uninformed students take in attempt to avoid AP Calculus.
Students begin the year with high hopes, learning about simple probability distributions and elementary data calculations. Around the time the "oh, I don't need to try in this class" attitude sets in, the course picks up and students are slammed with the first difficult concept of the course: Proprties of Linear Regression. While many students can handle this unit, many fall behind and begin contemplating suicide. As the class progresses into Experimental Design and probability models, students are overwhelmed with continuous stress and tears. The concepts are too abstract and students may begin feeling as though the work is pointless. Around this time, they give up.
Shortly after the giving up phase, the class takes a turn to the topic of Inference, which no one actually knows anything about because everyone's sleeping. Confidence Intervals and T-Tests are emphasized. The dreaded Chi-Square tests end the course before the halting AP Exam, and the students are pounded with THE most difficult and grueling AP Examination offered and again get a final taste of how hopeless they really are. After the AP Exam, AP Stats students generally fall to become depressed because this class has quite frankly screwed up their minds. They begin noticing flaws in data all around the world and can't fathom exactly WHY they care.. they have been brainwashed by the one, and the only.. AP Stats.
Jake: Hey dude why are you so down?

Ryan: I just got out of AP Statistics class. Today we did Confidence Intervals for the difference of two proportions and my mind's in a whirl and I can't stop thinking about how my suicide will effect the standard deviation of the US life expectancy.. And the spread of the districution will become skewed right and...

Jake: (interrupts) .....
by MoonWonder May 19, 2010
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Sawist

A person who is a part of the select (and often widely hated) cult fanbase of the Saw movie series.

In other words, as a Trekkie is to Star Trek, a Sawist is to the Saw films.

Often hated for being fans of a franchise which some argue has worn out is welcome with goriness and sequels, and often imagined to be 'sick' for liking a series that's been labeled 'torture porn', Sawists are a rather rare breed.

As in, if you go out on the streets and ask people, you'll probably find lots of fans of Star Wars, lots of fans of Star Trek, lot of fans of Harry Potter, et cetera, but only now and then do you find a particularly devout Saw fan, or Sawist. They're an interesting bunch, that's for sure.

Sawists can go into categories, the most prominent being 'Gordonites', the fans that believe Dr. Gordon from the first Saw lived after cutting off his foot and crawling away. They usually have all sorts of theories about it about the subject causes much flame wars on boards such as IMDb.
Sawists is a name for Saw fans. That's an example.
by WhyDoINeedANameThatsRedundant November 2, 2009
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satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #
(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.
by syst0lic August 11, 2003
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Satisfied

The feeling you can never have once Alexander Hamilton comes into your life.
"I will never be satisfied"-Angelica
by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016
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