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Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.
"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011
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Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..
It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..
by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017
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Satara

Satara is the meaning of being epic. People with this name are most likely hot and sexy. Have beautiful eyes and breath taking smiles. Be careful around these people, they have a habit of making hearts explode.
My friend Satara is very sexy today
by Zenerful September 28, 2011
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starfucker

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.
Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.
by A.M. April 17, 2005
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Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.
"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"
by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016
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awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
by Mirado January 20, 2009
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Mexican Starfish

Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn
Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.
by Azereus September 7, 2013
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