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sarcastic girl

A sarcastic girl is what all guys want.
They want a girl who can keep up with their sarcastic remarks, and doesn't get upset when they are just kidding.
Sarcastic girls are also wanted because they can rip on anyone, and become well liked for being clever.
Sarcastic girls are extremely sexy and usually intelligent.
(Guy (sarcastically) to girlfriend): "Oh yeah, you look so fat all the time!"
(girlfriend): "I'm breaking up with you!"
(Guy): "Man I wish my girl was a sarcastic girl and could take a joke...if only."
by mkg889 February 14, 2009
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saltastic

"These peanuts are saltastic!"
by [matt] April 15, 2008
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sarcasticlap

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.
After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.
by TheFloyd April 17, 2008
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SarcasticVenom

Guy 1: Did you hear about the emo movement?
Guy 2: I heard of something even more stupid and depressing, it's called SarcasticVenom!
by bWo4life12 January 24, 2009
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Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Spastastic

the act of spasing-out (Spaz. Someone who is hyperactive, or overly energetic) multiple times in a short period. Having random acts of hyper-activity. spaz
man 1: man Steph just keeps running around the store.
man 2: i know she's so spastastic.
by L-Train41 September 29, 2008
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sarcastic prick

one who is a comlete douche bag while being sarcastic. everybody hates them
Thayer Swetland is a sarcastic prick.
Thayer!!, you sarcastic prick...fuck you
by fuckin son of a douche February 25, 2009
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