Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.
Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.
by Alicbaker December 08, 2011
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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Sarkis

A man of large intellect and stature. One who can punk anyone in a fight, but has the heart of angel. Usually 6’4” 215lbs and can pull any lady he wants.

Can also be a very wealthy man, as well as a country boy. Be warned boys with these names will turn to be mad DILFs
Look at that sarkis, he’s hot

Damn that sarkis has got all the hoes

I wish I was a sarkis
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Sarkis

Sarkis slept whilst suffocating
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Sarkis

bro broke up with his ex(starts with a D) and then proceeded to stalk her profile every day and then goes on to watching sohnis pictures every single day,
Sarkis love sohni and de- so much
by nahthisisnotcool123 May 27, 2024
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Sarkis

A short midget who is insecure and will tell everybody because he thinks everybody cares about him but nobody does. Sarkis is the type of guy who will call every girl pretty saying how he is handsome but really isn't. He has a few friends that he would tell everything. He thinks about how he could be better and always tries to impress people by explaining his goals. He is a simp and a loser
Sarkis can't stop talking about this girl
Sarkis gets played all the time
Sarkis is so annnoying
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