-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017
Get the Sagan Surprisemug. Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009
Get the Hot Carl Saganmug. 1) a good friend and moral man; 2) loosely translated to 'Lieutenant' in Hebrew; 3) a highly contagious disease, transmitted by sexual contact and/or toilet seats
(eg. Catching a case of the Sagans after sitting on the toilet of a truck stop gas station in West Texas, during an orgy).
by MrSandman555 February 11, 2022
Get the Saganmug. 
by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022
Get the Carl Saganmug.