Santonio

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.

Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!

by BlackandGold123456 May 25, 2009

Sactoo

The act or practice of marking the nut sac with indelible patterns, pictures, legends, etc., by making punctures in it and inserting pigments.

"I don't know man, but for some reason I've always wanted a tattoo."
"You know what I've always wanted, right?"
"what?"
"A fucking sactoo."
"What the hell is a sactoo?"

"It's a tattoo that goes on your nut sac...its a sex thing."
"...You're fucking weird, man."

by t.aikman_8 July 5, 2012

Saccone Joly

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.

From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"

by hedgesdlux January 20, 2020

Santonio Holmes

The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.

That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!

by Peter Ol February 1, 2009

Santonio Holmes

To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.

"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"

by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009

sacto

Capital of Cali.

Best known for tomatoes, rice, politics, "massage parlors", homeless schizos kicked out of Roseville, cows, Laker losses, and kick-ass asian food.

Also "sactown".

"Da governator don't be hangin in no sacto! The man takes his ride from so cal every day. His ass too good to be representin' the nine-one-six."

by sacratomato June 16, 2004

Saxton,Pa

is a boring little town full of drama.

hey you going to Saxton,Pa

by kaylover. March 22, 2009