while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.
When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.
Cammy B was in the middle of masturbating his uncle when came the windy city rumbler, which had no effect on Cammy B on the account that he lives in Colorado, not Chicago. So he just continued stroking away gleefully.