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midget rumbler 

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.
yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)
midget rumbler by sam Bryant October 16, 2007

ass rumbler 

When your fart is so violent it rumbles your ass cheeks
That was a fucking ass rumbler
ass rumbler by teenieweenie April 6, 2015

minnesota rumbler 

When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.
My boyfriend convinced me to try a Minnesota rumbler last night. I think one is still in there.
minnesota rumbler by C@1eeB September 29, 2017

Porcelain Rumbler 

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)
“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”
Porcelain Rumbler by Real_KommaL October 18, 2023

monkey rumbler 

oi barlow do u like monkeys ?

ye y

do u like vibrators up ur arse ?

yep definately

well ur a monkey rumbler :P

wats that ?

its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey
monkey rumbler by cruntybadger June 16, 2011

windy city rumbler 

Cammy B was in the middle of masturbating his uncle when came the windy city rumbler, which had no effect on Cammy B on the account that he lives in Colorado, not Chicago. So he just continued stroking away gleefully.