400m Runner

The strongest, fastest, most persistent runner in all of Track and Field. Requiring discipline, motivation, and ambition to reach the finish line due to the gruesome factors of the race requiring both sprint and endurance running.

1:what do you run?
2:Im a 400m runner
1: oh hell no thats too hard your a beast dude. STAY UP
2: i know

by 400mlife December 4, 2011

Homestar Runner

The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.

"I'm Homestaw Wunnow, and this is a website!"-Homestar Runner

by dpo June 21, 2004

lunch runner

One who runs out of the classroom and down the hall so he can be the first on in line for lunch.

Look at that fuckin lunch runner billy. ya hes a fuckin idiot

by Frazier Boy August 10, 2006

runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012

Rugher

Rugg-er . Non-ethnic, An undesirable person. Generally tasteless and uncouth.

What kind of guy would take a girl flowers he stole from a roadside memorial? What a rugher!

by PeterV3 August 31, 2014

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 6, 2005