Cunt Ruffle

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....

Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.

by Hey Jack November 27, 2016

ruffled grouse

a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.

I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!

by Karl Eller February 10, 2010

ruffle jimmies

To ruffle a person's jimmies is to taunt them by comparing them to someone who's more successful than them.

Ruffle jimmies

Phil Jackson ruffled Kobe Bryant's jimmies by comparing him to Lebron James.

by Asidd January 1, 2011

ruffled

the act of having been and/or getting mad

can also be used in a present tense situation as ruffeling

why you getting ruffled bro

by sαvαgє August 14, 2016

ruffled my feathers

Playfully and flirtatiously annoy someone to a point when (even though they're angry and aggravated) they hate to love you and can't get enough of you.

" - This guy really ruffled my feathers!

- What a dick!
- I know, right! But he's sooo cute!"

by cocky_luke July 15, 2014

ruffled pumpkin cream pie

When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”

I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic

by Saineone711 September 17, 2021

Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015