rudolph pimple

A gigantic pimple at the very tip of your nose which makes it turn as red as rudolph's

Nic: *jokingly* so did you help fly santa's sleigh last night?
Anton: shutup. it's just a rudolph pimple.

by John Wompkins December 10, 2009

Rudgeson

A Rudgeson is the act of hanging a shit and masterbating at the same time whilst in a public place or at a party.

"Man, Bill has been in the toilet for ages....he must be doing a Rudgeson!"

by KyLeMcG August 24, 2011

rudonkey

Rudonkey is pretty cool, he likes earthquakes better than volcanoes though which is lame and he has a crooked nose so he can taste anything except hummus

You are a rudonkey

by Hagridpooh December 8, 2013

Rudolphed

When a woman doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit and tops it all off with a used tampon. She then closes the lid to the toilet leaving unsuspecting boyfriends who follow after them with an image that will be burnt into their mind forever. Called being Rudolphed because of the red spot against brown being similar to the Christmas icon Rudolph.

" I went into my girlfriend's bathroom and I got Rudolphed. After vomitting, we broke up."

by Victim85 July 15, 2009

rydog

A nickname reserved for only the absolute alpha male chads of the universe. A man with a large penis, and only gets with women who pester him relentlessly. A man who can do anything

Guy 1: Did that dude run headfirst through that sign and not feel a thing?

Guy 2: Yep, he’s definitely Rydog

by Emac.wanlean October 8, 2020

Rudokas

A rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

Michael Rudokas is a constituent of a rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

by Zoe Zilz & Zach Schultz June 12, 2008

rudegirl

An avid listener of ska music, especially that of "traditional" and "2-tone" waves of ska. Feminized from rudeboy

Check out the rudegirl in the checkered tights skanking to Skasmopolitan!

by Spazure Silicon February 11, 2004