rover

1. A person who offers anal sex to those in positions of authority in order to curry favor.

2. The president's pet name for the fat bastard who does his thinking for him.

1. "You see the way that guy talks to the boss? What a rover."

2. "Hey, Rover... I can't seem to find the number in the rolodex. How do I spell 'Osama' again?"

by Behemoth June 9, 2003

rovering

(N) An internet persona used by a pimple faced middle aged basement dwelling moron who still sucks his momma's teats

(V). A slang term used to describe the act of having sexual intercourse with canine partners.

This is likely how the above individual gained his acreen name

Chris got caught rovering his neighbor's poodle, so the judge ordered him back on his medications

by Gomez May 16, 2014

Rover

an adult member of the Boy Scouts movement.

The rover was very excited for the camping trip with all of the little boy scouts.

by d money231323 August 17, 2007

Rover

The name of dogs that get a lot of bitches. They get their ass sniffed on a daily. They hump the fuck out of anything they see.

Look at rover over there. He’s eating that dogs ass.

by Rovereatsass October 19, 2019

Rover

A large boy who wears tails and thinks dragons really exists. They are people who are usually fat and only talk about video games.

Dennis is such a rover

by Riguy_The_Flyguy November 15, 2017

Rover

A tough old mother fucker who gets things done.

A rover is a person who does the above.

by Brain man July 23, 2016

rover

Trucker code for a Spanish hand job.

Got a sweet rover on i81 last night!

by thatguy3993 February 3, 2015