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rollerblading

Fucking awesome

Owns this metallilbangeR at life

Without a doubt the greatest sport known to man
"I'm'a rollerblader"

"Wow you truely own everyone at life...since rollerbladers are best"
by I'm cool July 8, 2005
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rollerblading

Rollerblading and Rollerblade are trademark brands of 'INLINE SKATES". Saying I went rollerblading is like saying I Keelex'ed the blood off his knee.

Inline skating is a multi-disciplined sport including

1) SPEEDSKATING (Inline Speedskating)
2) TRICK/VERT/AGGRESSIVE (The rails, curbs, ramps)
3) FIGURE SKATING (Typically on conventional 2x2 rollerskates)
4) ROLLER HOCKEY (hockey on conventional 2x2 rollerskates)
5) INLINE HOCKEY (hockey on inline skates)
6) JAM SKATING (competitive dance routines to modern music)
7) ROLLER DERBY (flat track or banked track)

And to the 'fruitbooters' remark... inline skating is a sport that's recognized by the Olympics--skateboarding is a popular fetish among 10-15 year olds who can't drive.
Chachy: I'm going rollerblading later
Sammy: Don't you mean you're going inline skating?
Chachy: Yeah, same thing I guess
by Athletes February 14, 2007
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lollerballer

One who balls for lols.
lollerballer - "I play basketball with baddies so I can laugh at them."
by TehBugerKing April 26, 2008
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rollerblading

A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
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rollerblading

When an obese woman lays on her stomach and bends her arms backwards causing her shoulder blades to come together. an man then puts his penis between her shoulder blades and begins thrusting back and forth thus causing his testicles to "roll" over her "blades".
Man i took that neck farter home last night and went rollerblading with her.
by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009
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rollerblader

people who dont skate the same material the skate ramps are made of

they are creative, they can do more than manual, they dont have to skate a curb

they dont get in the way, they dont go up ramps and launch their objects at you cause they cant skate (coff skateboarders coff)
rollerblader1:cmon lets go skate that rail
rollerblader2:yea, i want to get a kindgrind on it

skater1:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! (friedns gather) ITS A CURB, ill be 50/50ing this thing! thank god for curbs
skater2:anywhere i can manual?
by IRoll November 18, 2005
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rollerbladder

A mobile expanding bladder, caused by a rollerblader who stops at Starbucks for a venti refresher on half-off Wednesdays, drinks most of it sitting down, then continues on their way. Makes even routine rollingblading an extreme sport unless wearing an adult diaper.
Natalie downed the whole raspberry açaí, then kept going. Her rollerbladder needs a toilet shortly, or else the next sidewalk bump gonna be rollerbladder sploosh.
by artisplay August 5, 2023
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