roflknief

When you kill someone with a knife and you think it's really really funny.

Arby n the Chief: Episode 11 (part 1 of 2)

Todd: What time is it?

Master Chief: it r tiem 2 dai, tod
Master Chief: tiem 2 dai...
Master Chief: MAI ROFLKNIEF GOEZ SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC
Master Chief: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Arby n the Chief May 11, 2008

roflknife

A saying from Arby 'n' the Chief Episode - 11 part 1

Time 2 die todd and travis, time 2 die....
I'm gonna kill you with my roflknife, it goes slice slice slice slice slice slice slice!

by Mauzipper May 16, 2008

rollen

to be feeling the effects of Ex, E, Ecstasy, shrooms, or acid.

Steve:Hey son are u rollen??
Boo:Fuck yeah im rollen hard!!!

by phibzy f baby December 14, 2007

ROFLnade

Combining the force of a grenade with the nice, solid, humour behind a good ROFL, the ROFLnade can be thrown at will - causing nearby people, cats and small patches of fungi to break out in spontaneous laughter.
May cause side effects such as rashes, itching, wet pants and hysteria. Ask in store (Where?) in store for written details.

Hitler: 'Aaaaargh! ROFLnade! DUCK!'
Eva: Heheeeheeeee, it blew your bollock off!
Hitler: Eees nut funny!
Eva: Nut funny! HEEEEHEEEHEEHE

by Touch My Wrath, Tiger Bummer! March 26, 2009

roblendinger

oral sex between teammates

he gave the football star a roblendinger after he scored the winning touchdown

by Jetfighter January 26, 2017

ROFLNOCEROS

A large Rhinoceros taht has a rely big horn which it uses to pwn st00ph. Enemy to teh ROFLPOTTOMUS. Like the ROFLPOTTOMUS, it has crossed eyes as well as purple skin which signifies it's pownage. It pwns faces 2.

Rob: I R TEH SEX
Bob:ROFLNOCEROS, noes, kthnxbaiomfgwtfbbq

by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008

ROFLING GUN

the second most powerfull weapon in a roflcopters arsenal. use to uberpwn lolerskaters and lmaoplanes. in real life, if you are shot by a ROFLING gun, you will forever be cursed to roll on the floor lauging

wow, steve should have brought his lollerskates.he just got pwned by tht rofling gun

by Crap McDookie March 7, 2009