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robert

A fine sexy man that only hott girls find attractive.

-Has rosy cheeks.
-And hott hairy legs.
Hott girl: That robert is one hot guy.
Ugly girl: ew he is ugly.
by ahyeeeeeees . March 6, 2010
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robert

A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves
you're being such a robert right now!
by bennyboolovesyou September 5, 2016
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robert

a man with a small penis who is so oly
hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY
YEgh he is a robert
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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robert

If you ever meet anyone name Robert be grateful since he’s gonna be someone important in your life.He’s independent but will be there for you and it’s more likely he’s gonna in bed . really smart and bright never let him go
robert is someone to praise
by Jeeryb November 4, 2021
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Robertism

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

Join the Robertism google classroom

Google classroom code- psipvkp
Yo have you joined Robertism, its great man
by pope #3 October 28, 2020
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Robert

Robert. What to say. He's a wonderful, kind hearted old soul who would give anyone anything just to make them happy. He's a hopeless romantic. Robert has been more places and seen more things than any man could possibly hope for. He has made mistakes along the way and is now suffering for them. But he still wakes up every day with a smile on his face and a plan in his books. This man deserves love, compassion and understanding. If you have a Robert in your life, God has blessed you. Never lose him. He's the husband you've been dreaming of and praying for. He's worth it.
I would love to be with Robert. He's worth it.
by Someonewhobelieves09 March 11, 2019
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Robert

A very awesome, smart, and funny young man. He is very nice to others and he gets all the ladies. Robert is a very wise man. He works his way out of a situation and he will take your breathe away. He is also a great war machine! And friend.
Hey.... There's Robert. That cool kid.
by War Machine Pow Pow October 22, 2016
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