road warrior

sick bitches that will do anything to get spread, often called trollops...commonly associated with bar whores. one may find road worriors whilst on vaction, often lurking outside of restrooms at the beach in west florida.

"Son, be careful to avoid those road warriors while on spring break!" said my father.

by sickmaker April 11, 2008

Road Warrior

The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.

That girl can do such a good road warrior you'll never smell burning rubber the same again!

by 0074 April 15, 2009

hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.

Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"

by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008

road warrior

The name given to the act of masturbating while driving on a road trip.

I pulled a "road warrior" on the drive to Austin.

by buddybuddy August 29, 2006

Road Warrior

The act or art of masterbaiting while opperating a moving automobile

A Highway Reststop is a Great Place for a Road Warrior to clean up after a hard nights battle

by JedTones December 18, 2010

Road Warrior

A Sexual Maneuvre used in the missionary position. The male takes the woman around the thigh's and rev's them up like a motorcycle. He then proceeds to making engine noises.

"I'm feeling dangerous"
"We Could do a Road Warrior"
"What's that?"
"... brrrrrrrm"

by Mitchy C July 19, 2009