RLS

A disease made up so people have yet another excuse to complain. (Bitch Disease)

Joe - Steve, I'm not going to make it to the party tonight, I have RLS....

Steve - What ever homo go have but sects

by teh_architect December 28, 2008

RL

Resistance Level - A term used on Wall Street

The RL of that stock was pretty low

by gun817 March 24, 2010

rls

Really LOL Stuff, a slang term for marijuana. Originating in the midwest, it is an emerging slang.

Dude, lets go get some RLS.

I have RLS.

by meslikosys August 25, 2006

RL

Abbreviation for "real life". Often said sarcastically, implying something is just too ridiculous.

"Is this RL?!"

by Titti3z December 23, 2009

RL

RL a "common" term known to nerds as Real Life
RL to the majority of the population as seen on their many polos/merchandise as Ralph Lauren

the RL crest on his shirt told me he liked to shop.

by Brittany Davis November 16, 2005

RL

Real Laugh.

People these days use "lol" but don't really "laugh out loud" and sometimes they don't laugh, at all, or even make a smirk. So, RL is now being used to differentiate from a boring "lol" and a real laugh.

RL can be used in multiple sequences back to back to show that you are truly laughing hysterically. Example: "RLRLRLRL"

Friend #1: "Hey bro, my dog totally just diarrhead all over my sisters lunch."

Friend #2: "RLRLRLRL"

by SKEO October 25, 2011

RLS

(Restless Legs Syndrome) A fake disease; another name used to describe the feeling you get when the blood circulation to your fat legs is cut off from watching too much TV and eating too many pork rinds.

I just got back with my RLS medication so that I don't have to keep moving my legs when my circulation gets cut off.

by Cleszczak March 29, 2008