ritsa

Hmmm... Where do I even start? Ritsas are super duper smart. They are most likely bilingual and they love cats. Scratch that. They love all animals. Ritsas believe that everyone should have a voice, even the orcas in Sea World (which they strongly protest). They are normally very artistic and have beautiful ideas for arts that they will draw. They are very thoughtful and aware of others' feelings and opinions. They would most likely belong in either Ravenclaw because of their intelligence and creativity or Hufflepuff because they are smol and sweet and just the most adorable girls you will ever meet. Another fun fact about Ritsas is that they love Cheez-Its and Greek food. Ritsas are just gr8. :D

Me: Ritsa is like super fab.

Zachary: ;)
Me: //shoves Zachary into burning sun//
Zachary:
Me: :))
Ritsa: //double thumbs up//

by Persassy_cassie November 4, 2015

Ocean ritual

Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.

Ay man, we've come a long way. It's time to do the ocean ritual!

by Realtrunks December 29, 2018

ritah

A beautiful, smart, bright girl named Ritah. She always smiles. She has a lot of problems and emotions, but she hold it in so she can't hurt nobody. She holds her pain and tears. She is keeping her smile on her face.

Hello, my name is Ritah. Nice to meet you!

by anonymous_girlx September 4, 2018

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

BOHICA RITA

A military extension of the original "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again". RITA meaning "Right In The Ass".

Reaction to a last minute tasking at the end of the day. "Bohica Rita"

by BossDog May 25, 2006

ritual Hoover

Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.

I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.

by rgcmd April 21, 2009

RITHA

RITHA IS THE NAME OF A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WITH A BIG HEART AND IS ALWAYS WILLING TO DO FOR OTHERS WITHOUT ASKING FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN. SHE IS SO WONDERFUL TO BE AROUND AND ANYONE WHO MEETS A RITHA IS ONE BLESSED PERSON!

THAT RITHA IS THE BEES KNEES! SHE WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO HELP THAT ELDERLY LADY ACROSS THE STREET.

by BSWEEEEEZZY June 2, 2018